The Hunters
Six men went hunting, but only four came back home... Uh-huh...
Two didn't come back home... Uh-huh...
Oknov, Kozlov, Struchkov and Motilkov successfully came back home, but Shirokov and Kablukov died while hunting.
Oknov was upset about this for a whole day and didn't speak to anyone. Kozlov was following Oknov everywhere and annoyed Oknov with all sorts of questions, which made him rather furious.
Kozlov: Would you like a cigarette?
Kozlov: Would you like me to get you anything?
Kozlov: Would you like me to tell you something funny?
Kozlov: Would you like a drink at least? I have tea with cognac right here.
Struchkov and Motilkov: What are you doing? What are you doing?
Kozlov: Help me get up.
Motilkov: Don't worry, the wound will heal.
Kozlov: And where is Oknov?
Oknov (While ripping Kozlov's leg off): I am right here, not too far!
Kozlov: Oh my God! Help me!
Struchkov and Motilkov: It looks like he ripped his leg off!
Oknov: Ripped it off and threw it right there!
Struchkov: This is rather vicious!
Oknov: Whaaaat?
Struchkov: ...cious...
Oknov: Whaaaat?
Struchkov: N...n...n...nothing.
Kozlov: How am I going to walk home now?
Motilkov: Don't worry, we'll attach a little wooden something.
Struchkov: Can you stand on one leg?
Kozlov: Sure, but I don't feel very comfortable.
Struchkov: It's alright, we'll support you.
Oknov: Let me go to him!
Struchkov: No, no, no...You better leave.
Oknov: No, I said let me go!... Let me... This... This is just what I wanted to do.
Struchkov and Motilkov: This is terrifying!
Oknov: Ha-ha-ha!
Motilkov: Where is Kozlov?
Struchkov: He crawled into the bushes.
Motilkov: Kozlov, are you in there?
Kozlov: Shhhhh!...
Motilkov: Look how he's changed!
Struchkov: What should we do with him?
Motilkov: It is nothing we can do. I think we should just strangle him. Kozlov! Hey Kozlov? Can you hear me?
Kozlov: I can, but very badly.
Motilkov: You shouldn't worry, dear. We'll strangle you right away. Just wait a second!.. Just... Just... Like this...
Struchkov: A little bit more here! Like this! That's right! And a little bit more... Now, all done!
Motilkov: All done!
Oknov: God bless!
Oknov: No.
Oknov: No.
Oknov: No.
Oknov: Although I already hit you in the head with this rock, I will rip your leg off as well.
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